Dec
14
“When these things happen I react not as a president, but as a parent.”
-President Obama
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b.page
photography, coffee, music, life, movies, coffee, opinions, ideas, adventures, sleep, coffee.
Nov
14
Started typing in Narcissim and this is what I got.
Thanks Apple, glad you know your shit.
Oct
4
why aren’t there friend pick up lines
pick up lines to make friends
like
“hey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better? on nobody else
because you’re a beautiful individual”
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my life.
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this puppy is so cute i want to find him and punch him in the face.
(violence is my way of showing love.)
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Sep
28
How to Flirt
- smile
- wink
- use cheesy pick up lines
- gently stroke cheek
- slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
- drag to car
good use for someone like me
Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard
Sep
27
Look what Facebook did to my home page!
It actually enlarged this photo to make it look like a penis!
As If!
smh.
Aug
15
“A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading.”
William Styron (via kari-shma)
(via quote-book)
“Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.”
Anaïs Nin (via ireadintothings)
Jul
19
I hope seeing the Batman movie at midnight won’t make you too tired to annoy everyone about it tomorrow.
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RIGHT IN THE FEELS!
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